Different Floors of the House

Friday, March 19, 2010

DeFazio's 2nd Fifteen...

...minutes of fame.  This makes it 30 minutes and yes, you can demand that extra allotted time returned to you in kicker form forthwith.  Godspeed to you.

Actually, I was thinking...maybe DeFazio is the smartest guy on the planet.  (Shh...I did NOT just say that).

Smart, because by stating his displeasure with the would-be rural dispensation (or "lack" thereof) under this bill, he makes his liberal friends look bad for accepting a bill that doesn't do what it is supposed to in the leftist way of thinking.  I mean, what are they gonna say when he lambastes them for betraying their ideology point-blank?

Doubly smart, because by voting NO, Republicans and the rest of us will breathe our little, insignificant, individual sighs of relief and maybe stay off his case for fifteen (AND ONLY FIFTEEN) minutes.

TRIPLY smart, (I know, this is getting to the point of outlandish fiction), because he just might be able to finnagle a little sump'in sump'in for his little paltry district.  I'm sure he'll demand more cucumbers with which grade schoolers can practice fitting prophylactics on...

And that makes Peter DeFazio at least THREE TIMES SMARTER THAN THIS GUY:

Oh, I dunno. Maybe not.

That's all.

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