David Wu smiles for the camera!

Vintage Wu. Isn't that just an all-star smile? How lucky we are! Our representatives are HAPPY! Just happy-go-lucky. Ah...Not a care in the world.

So happy the press never asks him any questions about anything.

So happy he thinks no one's wise to his happy little syndicate of beltway criminality. 

Just happity-hap-hap-happy.

We got news for Wu.

We see right through Wu.

Wu...ps.