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Thursday, April 1, 2010

When Anarchists Attack! (Snark Attack Alert!)

Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.

Tabitha Hale, the almighty righty blogger at RedState, has a hale and tabby response to the hail of tabloidesque posts on FaceCrack regarding all these silly anarchists who are threatening to crash April 15th Tea Parties nationwide.

Ooh, we're so scared.  Scared like the U.S. is scared of a British Columbian invasion.  Please don't hurt me with your...uh...menacing-ish stare.

I loves me some o' dat Tabitha Hale-you-go-girl-power-to the-tread-not-ish-type-stuff.  And I bounce on over to the Yogi-to-Redstate's-BooBoo, HumanEvents almost daily.  The Facebook responses are another matter entirely.  Right-minded folks are actually seriously thinking these anarchists will show up on April 15th blasting horns, banging drums and spreading their smells-like-teen-halitosis drivel.  Maybe.  Not.

These would be nabe kabombs, these unwashed-upper-middle-class-denizens-of-Moronland, these spoiled brat-tards with the black fingernails with the happy-napster hair dyed blacker than Nick Gillespie's are just foolish little twats on too much political drug de jour.  (Sorry Nick, I'm a fan, but the Just for Vampires look has gtg.)

In short, for those of the wee attention span:  These men are nihilists, they believe in nothing.

Tabitha points out what I mentioned on Facebook yesterday:  They are ANARCHISTS!  They don't have any business fighting against a group of people trying to limit the nanny-state fascism this country's leaders have inundated us with for seventy-plus years.

So Tabitha gets it right.  And those people freakin' out on Facebook and Twitter are just another example of the right's need-a-crisis-to-get-me-off-my-ass nitwitliness.  Are you seriously concerning yourselves to the point of stress-induced coronary about these fuckwads?  They are the hippiecrytes we've been making fun of over here in Libertarian land for decades.  They believe in nothing, they know nothing, they are nothing.

Fuck it dude, let's go bowling.

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