Different Floors of the House

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Family Friendly Prose from J-Slog Sunday Presents: All Together Now

Bipartisanship.

Loathe.

Different is better because it is not you.

I don't want to hold your hand.

I hate the Beatles and especially John Lennon.

Imagine.

Imagine me sticking a slab of C4 on your mother's Beatles LP collection and watching little shards of vinyl launch into the sky.  What would those records sing as they whirred through the air with the greatest of ease?

All together now.

1-2-3-4.

Duck.

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